| Friend: | I'm glad you're not like a typical Asian. They always make me feel fat, American, and underdressed. |
| Me: | Thanks...? |
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.
(Source: rubywhiterabbit, via loudmotion)
Not even going to lie, I got this tattoo because of a girl. I loved her with everything I had, honest to god. For the time we were together, we had an inside joke about libraries. We’d tell our parents we were going to the library when in reality we’d end up in the middle of nowhere kissing and talking and just being together in our own little bubble. It’s been over for quite some time, and unfortunately I still love her, but this is the only way I know how to end her chapter in my life. Done at Victory Tattoo in Derby, Kansas.
(Source: fuckyeahtattoos)
i thought he was doing a handstand on his cat
me too
(Source: meme-meme, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
1. planning baron cake and friends say:
2. you’re doing it right. respond with:
3. while making baron cake:
4. good it shouldn’t have been. after finishing baron cake:
5. go to submit it:
6. excited? perfect. now go to forum for submission faq and read about…
Because murder is illegal in all 50 states, I have resorted to spectating ranked games on league that my ex plays in so I can watch him get killed over and over again.
Oh dear god.
And, possibly, even, Dear God….
Spectacular
wow
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAJDMKLSAMDKSADASDSA
jesus christ
Um
What
I love Anderson Cooper. So much.
omg I can’t wait to see him next week!